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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:10

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
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Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Minds and Behinds
So they tried
No way
Saepe ut vero explicabo illo hic aspernatur.
No go.
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
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Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance