What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Minds and Behinds

So they tried

No way

Saepe ut vero explicabo illo hic aspernatur.

No go.

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

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Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Have you ever had sex with your husband's friend in front of your husband? Please tell about it and elaborate.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

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